[The expression on Jonah's face isn't anger or misery, no. It's bewilderment and confusion. Really. Apocalyptic google at his back and call and he asks this?

After a minute, he schools his face into something more serious and the green fills his eyes while he lets that internal mental archive scroll through.]

Let's see... First girlfriend, Molly Hampton, dated you for five months just after primary. She... [Okay. Okay wait, he chuckles half a laugh.]

She told you she broke up with you because she was afraid of cutting herself on your braces, but really it was because you kept teasing about her dimple.